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October 5, 2011

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Trapped Pigeons

From: Leeane Hickum

Sent: Wednesday, October 05, 2011 9:30 AM
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Subject: Trapped Pigeons

 

Hi everyone,

They did a repair on the building across the street.  Part of the façade had been missing for a while.  Well they trapped pigeons in the building and they are flying up to the window trying to get out.  It is freaking me out – does anyone have any suggestions?  I went across the street yesterday and told the young lady working the counter and she said that she would tell the owner…..?

Thanks

Leeane Hickum

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September 16, 2011

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The Daycare

From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Thursday, September 15, 2011 10:46 AM
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Subject: Organizational Day Care

Dear all,

It’s come to my attention over the past ten months that several of you have procreated.

Admittedly, I have absolutely no idea why. The world is filled with pain and suffering on a night-unimaginable scale, and bringing more humans into the world to experience it is, in my mind, a form of sadism. Reprehensible to an extreme extent, I think.

But obviously, I am in the minority.

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August 11, 2011

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Missing Shoulder Bag

From: Elaina Slusher
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 08:35 AM
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Subject: missing shoulder bag

If you find a purple shoulder bag anywhere, please let me know. I took it off sometime yesterday, and haven’t been able to find it. It’s from Guatemala and is one of a kind. It was made by a village elder when I was visiting there on my vacay around South America.   Thx. Elaina

Elaina Shlusher, BSW; MS

From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 09:00 AM
To: Elaina Slusher
Subject: RE: missing shoulder bag

Elaina:

Sorry to hear about your loss. Judging by the efficiency by which this place runs, you probably won’t be seeing it again.

Good news, though. I have come into recent possession of a purple shoulder bag from Guatemala and would be willing to part with it—for a price, you see. It’s one of a kind. I’ve been told that it was made as a Western schmuck.

Aaron Simon

Enrollment Guy

From: Elaina Slusher
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 09:10 AM
To: Aaron Simon
Subject: RE: RE: missing shoulder bag

Please give my bag back. It means a lot to me.

Elaina Slusher, BSW; MS

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