Rage E-mail

From: Tasha Gordon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:34 AM
To: _EVERYONE
Subject: Stop messing with my desk!!!!!!

I don’t know WHO it is but SOMEONE keeps putting STUPID FACES all over my desk. PLEASE STOP!!!!! Im already harased by you people enough for NO GOOD REASON and here you are TRYING TO GET ME EVEN MORE ANGRY

ARGH

Tasha Gordon
Case Manager

 

From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:35 AM
To: Tasha Gordon
Subject: RE: Stop messing with my desk!!!!!!

Aaron Simon
Enrollment Guy, Loki Impersonator, Troll

 

From: Tasha Gordon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:35 AM
To: Aaron Simon
Subject: RE RE: Stop messing with my desk!!!!!!

So it was you! I thought it was im goingto get you fired today you little shit you cant do this jkind if stuff and get away with it

Dont you realize that i ADOPTED a kid and HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS that I CANT DEAL WITH because of it

Tasha Gordon
Case Manager

 

From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:36 AM
To: Tasha Gordon
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Stop messing with my desk!!!!!!

Aaron Simon
Enrollment Guy, Doesn’t Care

 

From: Dianne Clarkson
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:40 AM
To: _EVERYONE
Subject: RE: Stop messing with my desk!!!!!!

I’m sorry Tasha, how are we harassing you?

The last time I checked, “harassment” in the dictionary did not mean “ask you to do your job.” I might be wrong about that, though. Aaron: What does the wordsmith have to say?
Dianne Clarkson
Director, Family Caregiver Program
From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:41 AM
To: Dianne Clarkson; _EVERYONE
Subject: RE: RE: Stop messing with my desk!!!!!!

I’d say you’re right.

Aaron Simon
Wordsmith, Loki Impersonator

 

From: Larry Haswell
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:42 AM
To: Aaron Simon
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Stop messing with my desk!!!!!!

You’re a redditor?

Larry Haswell

IT Support
From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:42 AM
To: Larry Haswell
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Stop messing with my desk!!!!!!

I’ve been known to lurk from time to time, yeah.

Aaron Simon
Wordsmith, Redditor, Enrollment Guy

 

From: Tasha Gordon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:45 AM
To: Aaron Simon
Subject: I swear to God

You are going to rew the day you messed with me youll never work hhere atgain

Tasha Gordon
Case Manager

 

From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 10:50 AM
To: Tasha Gordon
Subject: RE: I swear to God

Thor’s mighty Mjollnir, your rage tastes so good.

Aaron Simon
Loki Impersonator, Enrollment Guy
From: James Gottfried
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 11:00 AM
To: Aaron Simon
Subject: Shenanigans

Keep it up. This is pretty damn funny. Where’re you getting those faces?

James Gottfried
Exective Director

 

From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Monday June 20, 2011 11:01 AM
To: James Gottfried
Subject: RE: Shenanigans

If you have Android, download an app called “Rage Faces.” They’re all in there.

Aaron Simon
Enrollment Guy

 

From: Tasha Gordon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 11:10 AM
To: Aaron Simon
Subject: RE: RE: I swear to God

Youre not going to last the rest of the day i just talked to james and your done here ha ha ha. thats what you get for harassing people

Tasha Gordon
Case Manager

 

From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 11:11 AM
To: Tasha Gordon
Subject: RE: RE: RE: I swear to God

TASHA

Y U NO TAKE A JOKE?!

Aaron Simon

Enrollment Guy

From: Tasha Gordon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 11:13 AM
To: Aaron Simon
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: I swear to God

ITS NOT A JOKE YOU JERK. ITS ONT FUNNY WHEN PEIOPLE PUT CRAP ALL OVER YOUR DESK ESPECIALLY WHEN EVERYONE THE IN OFFICE HATES YOU

DO YOU REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO RAISE A CHILD AND WORK A FULL-TIME JOB AT THE SAME TIME

Tasha Gordon
Case Manager
From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 11:14 AM
To: Tasha Gordon
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I swear to God

Aaron Simon
Nonplussed, Enrollment Guy, Loki Impersonator

 

From: Tara Manstrom
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 11:45 AM
To: Aaron Simon
Subject: Tasha

Okay, reining you in now. She just came into my office weeping. Dianne’s been going at her, too. Way to open up Pandora’s Box, now.

And how did you get James to start e-mailing these faces, too?

Tara Manstrom
Assistant to the Supervisor

 

From: Aaron Simon
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2011 12:03 PM
To: Tasha Gordon
Subject: Apologies

I’m sorry. It got out of hand.

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