Today’s a special day to someone who means a good deal to me. Someone who’s been there for me in some tough times, and done more to help me than most anyone, save the remainder of my family.

Happy birthday, Dad.

Oh, it’s also a greeting card holiday for those of you who haven’t been rendered a cynical bastard when it comes to love, lurv, and luv by rejection and your own cluelessness.

To commemorate the holiday, I’m teaming up with Jon Lim to give you the following:

Be my Valentine...