Decay, Rome, and Constantinople

I recently read Bill Peel’s wonderful Tonight It’s a World We Bury: Black Metal, Red Politics. It’s a short book about how left-wing political thought and action can be mapped on to the themes of black metal. Those themes specifically being: 1) Distortion; 2) Decay; 3) Coldness; 4) Secrecy; 5) Heresy. Black metal is a genre that I just kind of fell into over the years. I think even as recently as 2015, if you’d tried to have me listen to something by Trespasser, I would have balked and run screaming for the doors. Yet since then, I’ve grown to really love it. The genre’s distortion, dissonance, and thees have been a big standby in my playlists since I was first introduced to Rotting Christ, and I don’t think I’d have it any other way.

Still, it’s painfully obvious to anyone who listens to the genre that it’s got a big ol Nazi problem. As Peel points out, that’s due – at the very, very, very least – to the fact that many of the popularizers (ironic, that) of black metal were, themselves, Nazis. Since the 90s in Norway, though, there has been a rise in what’s known in Red-Anarchist Black Metal (RABM). RABM uses the themes of black metal – outlined above – to the ends of building a better world, smashing oppressive systems, and even a bit of religious commentary here and there. But RABM is not a popular subgenre even within a very unpopular genre of music. In vast swaths of the metal community, it is rather gauche to be seen as political. Apoliticalness is a badge of honor, partly because it allows the listener to pretend that they are above the masses of humanity who waste their time caring about things. More distressingly, though, apolitical music often gives cover to right wing movements who infiltrate subcultures. (See Anton Shekhovtsov’s “Apoliteic Music: Neo-folk, Martial Industrial And “metapolitical Fascism” for an excellent breakdown of how this works.) 

But we’re not here to break down right-wing metal and RABM in detail. I already did that in my podcast. No, we’re here because something popped into my mind as I read Talia Lavin’s latest blog post about the fall of Rome and how that relates to where we’re at in America. Now, I’ve calmed down over the years. I used to get very, very annoyed when people equated America to Rome and how we’ve been in the decline of America just as Rome declined etc etc. It’s something that liberals and conservatives love to trot out. Liberals love it because it gives American political institutions a sort of Victorian romanticism. They think of grand paintings depicting the fall of the Roman Republic and they think, “We, too, had decorum once.” Conservatives love it because they get to point at the borders, migrants, and “woke culture” and shout, “Do you see?! They’re coming for us! The barbarians are at the gates!”

Now, both of them are wrong. It’s a lazy equivocation to compare Rome and America. The Roman Republic was even less of a Republic than the American Republic. Women were essentially property, slavery was warmly embraced at all corners of the state, and politicians openly hired crowds of street toughs to beat up their opponents. Now, we have the good sense to do all of that under the table, thank you very much. 

It is, of course, undeniable to state that the Republic transitioned to an Empire, and one can point out parallels to America, but I reaffirm my stance that doing so comes not from a place of historical accuracy, but a desire to be a Victorian romantic. It is more droll – yet I think more accurate – to point to any number of more modern states that had a liberal democracy and went whole-hog into autocracy. My favorite is the Weimar Republic, because I’m a paranoiac and like to joke that, any day now, the chuds will load me onto the trains for the concentration camps in Idaho. 

I’m a blast at parties.

But the main thing that I think people get wrong about this is drawing a line that, as Rome the city fell out of the hands of what we commonly refer to as the Roman state, the Empire fell. It ignores the fact that, long before then, the Roman Empire was governed by two emperors: One in the West in Rome (and later Ravenna, Milan, and even out of Italy for a time) and the other in Byzantium, later Constantinople. The latter was more secure, fortified, and stable than the Western counterpart for a number of reasons which I won’t go into, but the point is that, while the Western Rome “fell,” the Eastern Rome remained until the 15th century, though the full expanse of the Roman Empire was never re-achieved.

And indeed, there’s something even more specific that I want to briefly chat about. The reason I put “fell” in quotation marks in the paragraph above is that I don’t think it’s at all accurate to say that Western Rome “fell.” See, one of the ideas that Peel outlines in his book is the idea of decay. While decay is commonly thought of as a negative, Peel points out that decay is part of the growth cycle of every form of life on this planet. In a very illustrative case, Peel writes about mushrooms, specifically mushrooms that grow out of specific dead forests. While a common perspective is that the forests have died and, thus, provide nothing of value, the truth of the matter is that the value just changes forms. From fallen trees come mushrooms, often monetarily valuable (or tasty) ones. Life, in other words, does not have a hard stop; it just changes from one thing to another.)

So too with Rome. Even if one wanted to take the position that the Empire ceased when the gates of Rome were breached, it ignores a slew of questions of defining the continuity and transition of power (and indeed the veracity of that power) between emperors and who granted those emperors that power. It is less difficult to say that power centralized in Rome, which had by that time strong ties to the Papal seat in the Vatican, transitioned to the power recognized by the Pope and given the Christian authority to establish the peace of Rome. In less obtuse terms: While what is popularly construed as the Roman Empire disappeared from the world stage, it is not at all hard to draw a transitional line from the various Germanic tribes that sacked Rome to Charlemagne and, thus, the Holy Roman Empire. 

(The Holy Roman Empire, is not a strange thing to be wondered at, like it’s an alien. It’s a simple premise summed up in a simple label: The Holy Roman Emperor is the man with the authority given to him by God, via the Pope, to bring Europe under Christian dominion and leadership, and sits above kings in order to ensure that kings play as nice as they can. It is Holy because it is a religious authority. It is Roman because the Pope, in Rome, grants it that religious authority, and it is, obviously, an empire.)

What I’m getting at, here, is that we need to approach these things with a decay-centric worldview. When we do, life and the world get much, much more interesting. We see the way institutions transition authority between themselves. We see the way peoples change over long periods of time. We get a better understanding of how things work. It’s not romantic. Shelley would not write about these things. You won’t get think-pieces about great transitional periods and the potentialities therein. But it is the way of things. 

(And this, of course, does not begin to touch the interplay between the Eastern Roman Empire [ERE] and the Western, and later how Constantinople interacted with the West at large, and what that says about the ERE as an artifact of antiquity vying against newer forms of government and power in the West. Really, the ERE gets short shrift!)

I suppose what I’m saying here is that it’s not wrong to say that the Roman Empire in the West collapsed, but it is wrong to leave it at that. It is wrong to give in to melancholy, to fetishize the past of a past, and thus to fetishize death. It allows oneself to become a wasting waif, which is very romantic and seems to automatically impart one with the scent of burning candles, leather-bound books, and the sound of wind and rain on the moors outside one’s manor house in the Midlands, but it’s limiting. 

We can look around us and see, obviously, that things are changing. But when we think of that as approaching an end, we place ourselves in a spot where we’re more inclined to be inactive, to let events happen to us. When we see our world as in flux and moving from one thing to another, it’s easier to not only act to change things, but to imagine a better world and to plan for that world to come into being. That’s the promise of decay, as I see it, and, sadly, you don’t get that from gigantic paintings that hang in the Louvre or the National Portrait Gallery.

In Between Things

So I’m in a weird place right now, you know? I’ve just finished a rough draft for a novel. I think it’s good – or at least entertaining, which I classify as “good,” though I’ve run into plenty of other writers who draw a distinct, bold, Berlin Wall-sized line between entertaining and good. But this puts me in the position of having to wait a couple of months before I start editing it, you know? The strategy, picked up originally from inhaling Stephen King’s On Writing when I was in high school, then bolstered by dozens of other people through the years, is based on the idea that you need to put some distance between you and the thing you’ve been working on. If you try to edit it right off the bat, then you’re going to be too close to the material and won’t have the presence of mind needed to think, “Does a human who is not me understand this sentence?” 

So, then, what to do with the time between now and then? Because my fiction writing has been focused entirely on that damn book for the last, ah, two years, I don’t have any story ideas in the chamber. (Or if I do, they’re buried in a Google Keep note somewhere on my phone. I need a better system for those, because hoo boy, Keep is trash.) And yet, I don’t want to abandon my practice of writing every morning. I came perilously close to doing that last year, when I was well and truly stumped by both the book and being stuck in a personal rut, and that’s the last thing I want to deal with again. 

I thought about that earlier and recalled that the advice I keep giving people whenever they ask is consistent enough to stick in my head. I then think that, if I don’t follow my own advice, what good is it? So, that advice: Just write something every day. Doesn’t matter if it’s trash, or unpublishable, or something aping Joyce’s stream-of-consciousness in a beleaguered attempt to just keep the gears going. Just write something every day. 

So why not? 

I thought back to my publishing history on my blog, or website, or whatever this is, and how it’s been beyond sparse over the last few years. That’s partly down to the book, partly down to the horrors of the pandemic, partly down to the horrors of an emboldened and growing American fascism, and partly down to the realization that not every damn thought I have needs to be broadcast on the Internet. (That last one’s been a hard lesson to internalize. Seems like I grew up in the first generation to grow accustomed to that, and it is only through the grace of God that my LiveJournal and Xanga are lost to the aether.) But would it kill me to post occasionally? 

So what I’m saying is that I figure I’ll post a few times, here and there, maybe queue up some ideas. Maybe in doing so, I’ll have some thoughts on short stories to write, tuck away for a bit, edit, and try to get published. Cause it’s like any form of exercise, you know? The more you do it, the easier it is to branch into other things. With writing, that has – for me – typically meant that the more I get in the groove of jotting something down on paper (or bits or bytes), the easier it is to come up with other ideas. It is, I think, the only explanation for why Stephen King wrote “The Mangler.” The guy just had to write something, lest the demons in his own brain consume him. 

So what’s on my brain and what is transmittable? Well, the main thing that’s been on my brain – safely compartmentalized so I don’t forget it, but also don’t give in to depression every time I think about it – is the ongoing genocide in Gaza. I’ve spent a lot of time over the last few months thinking about how various groups have tried to mold my relationship to Zionism throughout my life. Those groups ranged from my rabbis, to youth groups, to Taglit Birthright, to the left-wing organizations I ALLEGEDLY IN MINECRAFT have worked with, to people at parties who cornered me about being Jewish and how that, obviously, means I support an apartheid state. It’s been a lot to consider and I’m not going to start going through it now – not this morning – but I think that’s going to be at least something I throw up here. I don’t have any illusions that anything I write here will sway anyone one way or the other, but I do feel like it’s worth saying something about, in some manner that I can point to and say, “I assure you, I wasn’t completely twiddling my thumbs.” 

(On the note of not completely twiddling your thumbs, you should all find organizations like Medial Aid for Palestinians or Doctors Without Borders or someone [who’s not the Red Cross, because oof] on the ground in Gaza and throw resources their way, because governments all around the world are failing Palestinians yet again.)

Of course, there’s nothing as solipsistic as blogging about something and calling out to the world, “I’m doing something!” Part of that writing exercise will, thus, be self-flagellation for not doing much more and me thinking about why I haven’t done more. I’m sure I’m going to feel real great about myself afterward and this will do wonders for my already-bleak outlook on humanity and the state of the world. Trust me, I’m as psyched as you are.

So anyway, I’m hoping that I’ll have more things pop into my head aside from bleak reflections on reality, but from such things come short stories. (Sometimes.) So I’m hopeful that something’ll pop in there.

Barring that, I’ll wade through the horror-show of Keep notes and try to find my list of story ideas that I came up with a few years ago. 

Is Stallone’s Dredd (1995) From Another Dimension?

I come to you all today with a burning question: Is 1995’s Judge Dredd starring Sylvester Stallone a movie from an alternate reality? Is this thing a glimpse into a parallel dimension? By watching this, are we gathering evidence that there is, in fact, another plane of existence and that our understanding of the universe is limited? Let’s explore, shall we?

The first thing we must consider is that this film exists in its current state as a completed work and, by virtue of the fact that we can all see it, one that is readily available. This would, thus, suggest that the film is one that is from our dimension. One in which it was released to the American public, made for a $90 million budget, and, courtesy of the international box office, made back its money with a $113 million take. The international box office accounted for around $70 million of that, which should tell us just how well it was received by American audiences and why, if you ask your friends and family, “Hey, remember that Stallone Dredd movie?” they’ll cock their heads to the side, pause for a moment, and then say, “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

It is, in short, a movie that barely exists.

Not that it doesn’t deserve to barely exist. It was panned by critics, rejected by audiences, and, in the time since it was released, largely buried by the public and replaced only by GIFs on the internet, Stallone impressions, and nightmares of Rob Schneider. Here are a couple of quotes from Stallone that I find interesting:

“I do look back on Judge Dredd as a real missed opportunity. It seemed that lots of fans had a problem with Dredd removing his helmet, because he never does in the comic books. But for me it is more about wasting such great potential there was in that idea; just think of all the opportunities there were to do interesting stuff with the Cursed Earth scenes. It didn’t live up to what it could have been. It probably should have been much more comic, really humorous, and fun. What I learned out of that experience was that we shouldn’t have tried to make it Hamlet; it’s more Hamlet and Eggs.”

“The philosophy of the film was not set in stone – by that I mean “Is this going to be a serious drama or with comic overtones” like other science fiction films that were successful? So a lotta pieces just didn’t fit smoothly. It was sort of like a feathered fish.”

Interview with Stallone in UNCUT

“I knew we were in for a long shoot when, for no explainable reason Danny Cannon, who’s rather diminutive, jumped down from his director’s chair and yelled to everyone within earshot, “FEAR me! Everyone should FEAR me!” then jumped back up to his chair as if nothing happened. The British crew was taking bets on his life expectancy.”

Ain’t It Cool

I just have a quick note to say that shouting “FEAR me! Everyone should FEAR me!” is how I open every scrum meeting I run.

Beyond that, though, you should get a glimpse of what was going on in people’s heads in this movie’s production lifecycle. A movie with huge production values based on a long-running comics property, its plot trying to deal with heavy themes – referencing Hamlet, Mad Max, cyberpunk genre fiction, the abuse of power in the judicial and executive branches of government – and a lot of star power. Beyond Stallone, who – in both this movie’s home dimension and ours – was and is a massive star, you have: Jurgen Prochnow (Das Boot; In the Mouth of Madness; Dune; The English Patient), Max von Sydow (The Seventh Seal; also Dune; The Exorcist; so many others), Diane Lane (all of your mother’s favorite movies), Armond Assante (also all of your mother’s favorite movies, but for other reasons) and Rob Schneider (your nightmares). And you have, broadly, some really good special effects and world-building work. 

So why is this movie mostly forgotten? I propose, again, that this is because our brains are not wired to keep its existence in our heads. I believe that doing so causes too much friction in our minds, and it is an evolutionary reaction to reject this movie and cast it into the ether. This is, thus, the only way we can remain sane while this film exists in our dimension.

But why, exactly, do I think that it’s from another dimension? After all, everything I’ve said so far just speaks to a troubled production and clashes between, possible, everyone from the director to studios to stars to the owners of the Dredd character. It’s a simple answer, really: This is a movie that by every definition should have been directed by Paul Verhoeven. Yet it wasn’t and we must ask ourselves: In this expansive universe in which science and humanity both surprise us at every turn, why was Verhoeven not attached to this movie?

Consider that this is a film that seems to go right along with many of his best-loved movies:

  • It’s based on an existing science-fiction property
  • It deals with social commentary on a grand scale
  • It has major star power
  • Its special effects budget is immense
  • It was obviously intended to have a mix of satire and grit
  • Its world-building is littered – positively oozing – with little details to flesh out everything going on in Megacity One

And yet, it was not directed by Verhoeven. Instead, it was directed by a “diminutive man” with erratic behavior. 

My theory is thus that this is a movie originally filmed from a dimension in which Paul Verhoeven does not exist. 

Perhaps that is the only difference between our two universes. It may in all other respects be a mirror of our own. In fact, that may be the only explanation for how this movie came to be. That cast, the IP basis, the production values, it all points to everything else being the same. And yet for whatever reason, that universe is bereft of Paul Verhoeven. 

Is that, then, the reason for so much confusion in this movie? Were our two dimensions so intrinsically intertwined that the confusion came from things bending in ways that they should not have? Perhaps the genesis of this movie started out in our universe and, through a slipstream, wormhole, or fluke of nature, transmitted itself to theirs. Perhaps there is a single link, a conduit made flesh and blood. Maybe that is Danny Cannon and this is the reason for his erratic behavior on set. It’s not that he was a little tyrant, it’s that the barriers between our worlds being so thin drove him mad and inspired him to demand fear from the cast and crew of the production. 

If so, then we must pity Cannon – who seems to be primarily a TV and shorts director rather than a movie director, yet more evidence that this is from another dimension – for he was unlucky enough to be the schmuck who was the link between our two worlds. Who among us would be able to sustain a production with the weight of two dimensions on their back? Not I, for sure. 

Is there anything to do? Is there a way to repair the tear between our worlds? I don’t have an answer to such questions. I am not a scientist, nor am I a mystic. The only thing I can do is invite you to think about what a Paul Verhoeven Dredd would have been like. Think about the cutting commentary on cop violence. Consider the potential for even stranger creature effects. Yearn for a movie without Rob-Fucking-Schneider filling every second with ceaseless chatter. 

What a wonder. What a possibility. 

One day, maybe.

What’s that?

Dredd with Karl Urban? Oh, yeah. That fucking rules. How come no one talks about that? Is that… could… Could that be another movie from another dimension?!