Decay, Rome, and Constantinople

I recently read Bill Peel’s wonderful Tonight It’s a World We Bury: Black Metal, Red Politics. It’s a short book about how left-wing political thought and action can be mapped on to the themes of black metal. Those themes specifically being: 1) Distortion; 2) Decay; 3) Coldness; 4) Secrecy; 5) Heresy. Black metal is a genre that I just kind of fell into over the years. I think even as recently as 2015, if you’d tried to have me listen to something by Trespasser, I would have balked and run screaming for the doors. Yet since then, I’ve grown to really love it. The genre’s distortion, dissonance, and thees have been a big standby in my playlists since I was first introduced to Rotting Christ, and I don’t think I’d have it any other way.

Still, it’s painfully obvious to anyone who listens to the genre that it’s got a big ol Nazi problem. As Peel points out, that’s due – at the very, very, very least – to the fact that many of the popularizers (ironic, that) of black metal were, themselves, Nazis. Since the 90s in Norway, though, there has been a rise in what’s known in Red-Anarchist Black Metal (RABM). RABM uses the themes of black metal – outlined above – to the ends of building a better world, smashing oppressive systems, and even a bit of religious commentary here and there. But RABM is not a popular subgenre even within a very unpopular genre of music. In vast swaths of the metal community, it is rather gauche to be seen as political. Apoliticalness is a badge of honor, partly because it allows the listener to pretend that they are above the masses of humanity who waste their time caring about things. More distressingly, though, apolitical music often gives cover to right wing movements who infiltrate subcultures. (See Anton Shekhovtsov’s “Apoliteic Music: Neo-folk, Martial Industrial And “metapolitical Fascism” for an excellent breakdown of how this works.) 

But we’re not here to break down right-wing metal and RABM in detail. I already did that in my podcast. No, we’re here because something popped into my mind as I read Talia Lavin’s latest blog post about the fall of Rome and how that relates to where we’re at in America. Now, I’ve calmed down over the years. I used to get very, very annoyed when people equated America to Rome and how we’ve been in the decline of America just as Rome declined etc etc. It’s something that liberals and conservatives love to trot out. Liberals love it because it gives American political institutions a sort of Victorian romanticism. They think of grand paintings depicting the fall of the Roman Republic and they think, “We, too, had decorum once.” Conservatives love it because they get to point at the borders, migrants, and “woke culture” and shout, “Do you see?! They’re coming for us! The barbarians are at the gates!”

Now, both of them are wrong. It’s a lazy equivocation to compare Rome and America. The Roman Republic was even less of a Republic than the American Republic. Women were essentially property, slavery was warmly embraced at all corners of the state, and politicians openly hired crowds of street toughs to beat up their opponents. Now, we have the good sense to do all of that under the table, thank you very much. 

It is, of course, undeniable to state that the Republic transitioned to an Empire, and one can point out parallels to America, but I reaffirm my stance that doing so comes not from a place of historical accuracy, but a desire to be a Victorian romantic. It is more droll – yet I think more accurate – to point to any number of more modern states that had a liberal democracy and went whole-hog into autocracy. My favorite is the Weimar Republic, because I’m a paranoiac and like to joke that, any day now, the chuds will load me onto the trains for the concentration camps in Idaho. 

I’m a blast at parties.

But the main thing that I think people get wrong about this is drawing a line that, as Rome the city fell out of the hands of what we commonly refer to as the Roman state, the Empire fell. It ignores the fact that, long before then, the Roman Empire was governed by two emperors: One in the West in Rome (and later Ravenna, Milan, and even out of Italy for a time) and the other in Byzantium, later Constantinople. The latter was more secure, fortified, and stable than the Western counterpart for a number of reasons which I won’t go into, but the point is that, while the Western Rome “fell,” the Eastern Rome remained until the 15th century, though the full expanse of the Roman Empire was never re-achieved.

And indeed, there’s something even more specific that I want to briefly chat about. The reason I put “fell” in quotation marks in the paragraph above is that I don’t think it’s at all accurate to say that Western Rome “fell.” See, one of the ideas that Peel outlines in his book is the idea of decay. While decay is commonly thought of as a negative, Peel points out that decay is part of the growth cycle of every form of life on this planet. In a very illustrative case, Peel writes about mushrooms, specifically mushrooms that grow out of specific dead forests. While a common perspective is that the forests have died and, thus, provide nothing of value, the truth of the matter is that the value just changes forms. From fallen trees come mushrooms, often monetarily valuable (or tasty) ones. Life, in other words, does not have a hard stop; it just changes from one thing to another.)

So too with Rome. Even if one wanted to take the position that the Empire ceased when the gates of Rome were breached, it ignores a slew of questions of defining the continuity and transition of power (and indeed the veracity of that power) between emperors and who granted those emperors that power. It is less difficult to say that power centralized in Rome, which had by that time strong ties to the Papal seat in the Vatican, transitioned to the power recognized by the Pope and given the Christian authority to establish the peace of Rome. In less obtuse terms: While what is popularly construed as the Roman Empire disappeared from the world stage, it is not at all hard to draw a transitional line from the various Germanic tribes that sacked Rome to Charlemagne and, thus, the Holy Roman Empire. 

(The Holy Roman Empire, is not a strange thing to be wondered at, like it’s an alien. It’s a simple premise summed up in a simple label: The Holy Roman Emperor is the man with the authority given to him by God, via the Pope, to bring Europe under Christian dominion and leadership, and sits above kings in order to ensure that kings play as nice as they can. It is Holy because it is a religious authority. It is Roman because the Pope, in Rome, grants it that religious authority, and it is, obviously, an empire.)

What I’m getting at, here, is that we need to approach these things with a decay-centric worldview. When we do, life and the world get much, much more interesting. We see the way institutions transition authority between themselves. We see the way peoples change over long periods of time. We get a better understanding of how things work. It’s not romantic. Shelley would not write about these things. You won’t get think-pieces about great transitional periods and the potentialities therein. But it is the way of things. 

(And this, of course, does not begin to touch the interplay between the Eastern Roman Empire [ERE] and the Western, and later how Constantinople interacted with the West at large, and what that says about the ERE as an artifact of antiquity vying against newer forms of government and power in the West. Really, the ERE gets short shrift!)

I suppose what I’m saying here is that it’s not wrong to say that the Roman Empire in the West collapsed, but it is wrong to leave it at that. It is wrong to give in to melancholy, to fetishize the past of a past, and thus to fetishize death. It allows oneself to become a wasting waif, which is very romantic and seems to automatically impart one with the scent of burning candles, leather-bound books, and the sound of wind and rain on the moors outside one’s manor house in the Midlands, but it’s limiting. 

We can look around us and see, obviously, that things are changing. But when we think of that as approaching an end, we place ourselves in a spot where we’re more inclined to be inactive, to let events happen to us. When we see our world as in flux and moving from one thing to another, it’s easier to not only act to change things, but to imagine a better world and to plan for that world to come into being. That’s the promise of decay, as I see it, and, sadly, you don’t get that from gigantic paintings that hang in the Louvre or the National Portrait Gallery.

Is Stallone’s Dredd (1995) From Another Dimension?

I come to you all today with a burning question: Is 1995’s Judge Dredd starring Sylvester Stallone a movie from an alternate reality? Is this thing a glimpse into a parallel dimension? By watching this, are we gathering evidence that there is, in fact, another plane of existence and that our understanding of the universe is limited? Let’s explore, shall we?

The first thing we must consider is that this film exists in its current state as a completed work and, by virtue of the fact that we can all see it, one that is readily available. This would, thus, suggest that the film is one that is from our dimension. One in which it was released to the American public, made for a $90 million budget, and, courtesy of the international box office, made back its money with a $113 million take. The international box office accounted for around $70 million of that, which should tell us just how well it was received by American audiences and why, if you ask your friends and family, “Hey, remember that Stallone Dredd movie?” they’ll cock their heads to the side, pause for a moment, and then say, “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

It is, in short, a movie that barely exists.

Not that it doesn’t deserve to barely exist. It was panned by critics, rejected by audiences, and, in the time since it was released, largely buried by the public and replaced only by GIFs on the internet, Stallone impressions, and nightmares of Rob Schneider. Here are a couple of quotes from Stallone that I find interesting:

“I do look back on Judge Dredd as a real missed opportunity. It seemed that lots of fans had a problem with Dredd removing his helmet, because he never does in the comic books. But for me it is more about wasting such great potential there was in that idea; just think of all the opportunities there were to do interesting stuff with the Cursed Earth scenes. It didn’t live up to what it could have been. It probably should have been much more comic, really humorous, and fun. What I learned out of that experience was that we shouldn’t have tried to make it Hamlet; it’s more Hamlet and Eggs.”

“The philosophy of the film was not set in stone – by that I mean “Is this going to be a serious drama or with comic overtones” like other science fiction films that were successful? So a lotta pieces just didn’t fit smoothly. It was sort of like a feathered fish.”

Interview with Stallone in UNCUT

“I knew we were in for a long shoot when, for no explainable reason Danny Cannon, who’s rather diminutive, jumped down from his director’s chair and yelled to everyone within earshot, “FEAR me! Everyone should FEAR me!” then jumped back up to his chair as if nothing happened. The British crew was taking bets on his life expectancy.”

Ain’t It Cool

I just have a quick note to say that shouting “FEAR me! Everyone should FEAR me!” is how I open every scrum meeting I run.

Beyond that, though, you should get a glimpse of what was going on in people’s heads in this movie’s production lifecycle. A movie with huge production values based on a long-running comics property, its plot trying to deal with heavy themes – referencing Hamlet, Mad Max, cyberpunk genre fiction, the abuse of power in the judicial and executive branches of government – and a lot of star power. Beyond Stallone, who – in both this movie’s home dimension and ours – was and is a massive star, you have: Jurgen Prochnow (Das Boot; In the Mouth of Madness; Dune; The English Patient), Max von Sydow (The Seventh Seal; also Dune; The Exorcist; so many others), Diane Lane (all of your mother’s favorite movies), Armond Assante (also all of your mother’s favorite movies, but for other reasons) and Rob Schneider (your nightmares). And you have, broadly, some really good special effects and world-building work. 

So why is this movie mostly forgotten? I propose, again, that this is because our brains are not wired to keep its existence in our heads. I believe that doing so causes too much friction in our minds, and it is an evolutionary reaction to reject this movie and cast it into the ether. This is, thus, the only way we can remain sane while this film exists in our dimension.

But why, exactly, do I think that it’s from another dimension? After all, everything I’ve said so far just speaks to a troubled production and clashes between, possible, everyone from the director to studios to stars to the owners of the Dredd character. It’s a simple answer, really: This is a movie that by every definition should have been directed by Paul Verhoeven. Yet it wasn’t and we must ask ourselves: In this expansive universe in which science and humanity both surprise us at every turn, why was Verhoeven not attached to this movie?

Consider that this is a film that seems to go right along with many of his best-loved movies:

  • It’s based on an existing science-fiction property
  • It deals with social commentary on a grand scale
  • It has major star power
  • Its special effects budget is immense
  • It was obviously intended to have a mix of satire and grit
  • Its world-building is littered – positively oozing – with little details to flesh out everything going on in Megacity One

And yet, it was not directed by Verhoeven. Instead, it was directed by a “diminutive man” with erratic behavior. 

My theory is thus that this is a movie originally filmed from a dimension in which Paul Verhoeven does not exist. 

Perhaps that is the only difference between our two universes. It may in all other respects be a mirror of our own. In fact, that may be the only explanation for how this movie came to be. That cast, the IP basis, the production values, it all points to everything else being the same. And yet for whatever reason, that universe is bereft of Paul Verhoeven. 

Is that, then, the reason for so much confusion in this movie? Were our two dimensions so intrinsically intertwined that the confusion came from things bending in ways that they should not have? Perhaps the genesis of this movie started out in our universe and, through a slipstream, wormhole, or fluke of nature, transmitted itself to theirs. Perhaps there is a single link, a conduit made flesh and blood. Maybe that is Danny Cannon and this is the reason for his erratic behavior on set. It’s not that he was a little tyrant, it’s that the barriers between our worlds being so thin drove him mad and inspired him to demand fear from the cast and crew of the production. 

If so, then we must pity Cannon – who seems to be primarily a TV and shorts director rather than a movie director, yet more evidence that this is from another dimension – for he was unlucky enough to be the schmuck who was the link between our two worlds. Who among us would be able to sustain a production with the weight of two dimensions on their back? Not I, for sure. 

Is there anything to do? Is there a way to repair the tear between our worlds? I don’t have an answer to such questions. I am not a scientist, nor am I a mystic. The only thing I can do is invite you to think about what a Paul Verhoeven Dredd would have been like. Think about the cutting commentary on cop violence. Consider the potential for even stranger creature effects. Yearn for a movie without Rob-Fucking-Schneider filling every second with ceaseless chatter. 

What a wonder. What a possibility. 

One day, maybe.

What’s that?

Dredd with Karl Urban? Oh, yeah. That fucking rules. How come no one talks about that? Is that… could… Could that be another movie from another dimension?!

NPR Counteracts My Blood Pressure Meds

On NPR just now, I listened to a story about unemployment benefits coming to an end. This, naturally, concerned people who were on those benefits. As they pointed out, unemployment does not only help individuals. The benefits help a community. Money from these benefits goes to businesses, goes to mutual aid, to the baseline importance of making sure that people remain in homes and not thrown onto the street. When that funding is cut off, what little social safety net there is in this country falls out, leading to one more person with housing or food insecurity; if that person is lucky, they’ll have friends or family they can stay with and, thus, cling to society in one way or another. If they’re not lucky, then they’re on the street – a difficult situation to be in, not least because you lose access to an address, which means you lose access to banks, to utilities, to credit lines, etc. 

The right wing will, often, try and point out that this is why saving is important. Well, saving is a middle class and up dream. For people in the situation where they have to pay ½ – ⅔ of their income to rent, saving is a nice-to-have. Food, transport, healthcare – those are the immediate concerns. You can’t think about retirement if you’re too concerned about what’s directly in front of you – and if you can think about retirement, you can’t do anything about it. Because, again, you’re at risk of being tossed out of your house because now the Supreme Court has ruled that the eviction moratorium cannot be extended. 

Landlords everywhere lick their greasy, parasitic lips and see profit.

But all of that is not why I wanted to write this. No, what I heard after the unemployment benefits story is what triggered this: The broadcast pivoted from this to a chipper announcer saying: “Accidentally stepping on your dog is the worst! You’re not paying attention to where you walk and suddenly, you’re trodding on Fido!” The pivot was enough to almost give whiplash. In the words of a friend of mine: “Pleasant news to drink a latte to, while you’re in your BMW on the way to Whole Foods or the gym in the morning.”

It is, I think, a microcosm of why the United States will not last much longer – at least as we all grew up thinking about it. The US will likely continue, but its form will have changed so drastically, the security that we like to tout will, likely, be completely obliterated, and, frankly, we will be surpassed in happiness, wealth, and security by other, less self-destructive countries.

How in the hell did I get there, you may be wondering. Well, there is a very pronounced desire in this country – specifically by the Democrats – to do the absolute bare minimum and then pivot away, thinking that the job is done and things will take care of themselves. In our example above, NPR runs a solid piece about the problems that we’ll face as unemployment benefits end, as people lose their safety nets, and more and more wealth gets concentrated in the upper echelons of society, who already have all of the wealth.* And then, as if a producer realized that would unnerve their audience and, thus, potentially impact their donation flow, the tone shifts to twee, as if something clever just happened in a Wes Anderson movie.

This twee tone is, of course, something I cannot handle with NPR. Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me may be a wonderful show if you’re upper middle-class and don’t read political theory, or think critically about the news, but the tone of the hosts – that light mocking, that “Gee, isn’t life just weird sometimes – reminds me of Portland’s Ted Wheeler, who wore a “Gentrification Is Weird” shirt on the campaign trail years ago, and somehow keeps getting elected. NPR lives and breathes on this stuff. I’ve lost count of the news pieces about, say, olive oil manufacturing or slice-of-life bullshit that appeals to people who have Strong Thoughts™ about IKEA or gardening, but can’t be asked to stop voting for people who back cops and landlords.

Anyway.

This whole thing, this problem, is what’s going to cause us more problems in America than all of the Mitch McConnells of the world. See, as long as the center and center-left approach the world like this, as long as, immediately after a huge media conglomerate runs  good piece about why benefits ending is a bad thing and then segues into a cute piece about dogs instead of, say, discussing the voting records of Congress reps on the matter, or talking about what can be done to mitigate the problem, then we’re fucked. People will continue thinking that things aren’t really that bad. They’ll continue thinking that tent cities can’t possibly pop up in their city, or that their school boards won’t be invaded by QAnon adherents. They’ll keep thinking that these are problems for Other People to consider. They’ll keep thinking that these problems are far away and, thus, they won’t need to pay attention to local elections, or that they can stand on the sidelines as literal fascists invade state capitols.

It is, in short, the problem in any liberal democracy. When people become very comfortable, they lose the perspective necessary to make them realize that their comfort is not permanent. They think that they’ll be fine if things fall apart. If they make enough, they might. But chances are, they won’t. They’ll have to contend with the fact that, soon enough, their city’s housing prices will skyrocket, because everyone’s in tech now. As their housing prices skyrocket, so too will groceries, or transportation. And as the prices of all of these rise – and as their wages stagnate, because unions and co-ops are for factory workers and the poors, don’t you know – their relative security will fall. And, soon enough, they’ll look at their budget and, even if they’re making over the median wage for their city, they’ll start to wonder just where the money’s going every year. And, once that happens, it will be that more of a shock when they have to think about what to do if they can’t afford a roof over their heads.

That, there, brings us to another problem. If you spend your time with mindbleach and not thinking about the systems we have in place – and I mean really thinking, critically, and considering that you yourself are part of the destruction inherent in what we like to call “late-stage capitalism” by not actively making things better – then you’ll be completely unprepared to deal with these problems when they come up. 

To be clear: I am not advocating that people become preppers. I am advocating that people take a hard look at American society, realize that it cannot continue like this, and start studying up on resiliency. I am advocating that people take pointers from Anarchist thinkers – the kinds that advocate for local-scale cooperatives and communities, not, like, fucking BreadTube or whatever. I am advocating that, while people do both of those things, they consider what they can do to mitigate the disaster we’re facing. That could be getting involved in your local Democrats organization and undertaking the Sisyphean task of wresting control of it from rich white people with nothing else to do, or it could be starting up neighborhood associations that do more than think about how to keep minorities out of your ZIP code. Whatever the role you take, it is important that you deeply, deeply consider the fact that America is well on a road to a dark future. 

***

After the last election, leftists on Twitter were looking at a bittersweet victory. No one wanted Trump to win a second term. Everyone was concerned that a Biden victory would effectively kill all the mainstream organizing momentum that had been gained in the latter two years of the Trump presidency. Now, looking around, it’s hard to think that hasn’t been the case. Vast swaths of the center and center-left have gone back to brunch. The people who marched hand in hand with anarchists and called for defunding or – in the case of those liberals who got it for even a moment – abolition of the prison-industrial complex are now looking at Portland and wondering why the cops aren’t doing anything about the homeless problem. 

Things will, likely, continue to deteriorate. America does not have the resiliency to protect its population from 21st century capitalism; we don’t have the infrastructure to protect ourselves from the imploding climate; we sure as hell don’t have the ethics or mental fortitude to protect ourselves from rampaging fascists. The only way we can get that resilience is to take steps on an individual level. We can read boring political philosophy (yes, even if it won’t make us money). We can build networks to help each other outside of the exchange of currency. Alongside all of this, those of us who have the energy can attempt to rescue the Democrats from their own inertia. 

It is, of course, important to have a dose of mindbleach on hand. If you were to spend all of your waking hours doing what I’ve been ranting about, you’d be a miserable person. We all need dog pictures. We all need that dose of feel-good-vibes. But please, for the love of God, join me in being very infuriated that NPR lacks the follow-through to have a slam-dunk win of following up a piece on unemployment benefits ending with a critique of the policies that led us there. 

Fuck, man, just anything other than “Accidentally stepping on your dog’s tail is the worst!” Jesus.

*I think of a comic in Tim Kreider’s The Pain, where the artist is asking for a loan from a bank. The banker replies with “Sorry, the money’s gone. There is no more money.”