Anyway, it hit me this morning as I was walking out of the restroom that people really need me to tell them how to live their lives. I mean, come on. I graduated Phi Beta Kappa, am a published author (yay), and have been to other countries. You don’t get much cooler than me.
So with that in mind, I thought about it and realized that I have two pieces of advice for people:
- Be as Dudelike as you can
- If you’re playing Pyro, friggen airblast people when they’re on fire
Then I realized that would make for a shitty blog post, so I decided that I’d come up with some stuff that actually mirrors the rare occasions that I have a fully coherent thought. (FACT: It’s taken me six days to write this many words.)
So I did what came naturally and decided to base things off of my family. Names omitted because, well, yeah.